Cynical Discourse - The Weekly Humour Site
 
Imagine my suprise when I recieved this in my inbox earlier:
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Thank you to everyone whose voted for me!

Now it's phase 2, If you vote for me again First Fantasy could become Indie Game of the Year 2010! [Also 1000$ and a distrabution deal]

Give a cynical guy a gift at christmas, the gift of Indie Game of the Year 2010. [Also 1000$ and a distrabution deal]

- Jack

P.S Here's one of my reviews from BigDistraction.

 
 
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This week's post is very early, why? Because I'm going on holiday with my girlfriend for a week. In the meantime, here's pac-man to keep you entertained.

 
 
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Yeah it's not really much this week but I have been working flat-out on First Fantasy which should be out by the end of the week!
 
 
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Last week I mentioned that I would give details this week about my current game project which i've been working on for a few weeks now. Well here it is:
First Fantasy - A Satirical RPG.

(Don't worry CD readers! (no pun) at the bottom of this article i'll still have some ranting goodness!)

Description
First Fantasy is a satirical RPG that parodies and pokes fun at the current RPG's of today; it contains many Meta references and homage to the many great classic RPG's. Although despite being satirical, the game remains an RPG at heart boasting a rich and full RPG experience with an epic story, characters with personalities and more boss fightsthan you can shake a stick at.


Visit the game page here to check on progress and see screenshots.




Rants of the Week


#1: Ever noticed how only shows late at night have sign language? Last time I checked being deaf doesn't make you nocturnal.

#2: Why do Apple stand by the fact their Mac isn't a work computer? If you buy a Mac it's mainly for your career, if you was getting a 'fun' computer I would imagine you would want to play games and actually use programs other than Photoshop and After-effects which you just can't do since Mac doesn't support any of them. Oh and the only other reason you've got a Mac is because you're a spoilt rich kid and I hate you. Seriously, a windows laptop of the same spec is like £300($500)cheaper than a same spec Mac.
 
 
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What happens when Chris Hansen tries to appeal to kids today.

Download Here

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