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The clock struck ten; the polling station was now closed.

After a long night and day of vote counting, the results were in. This result would determine the fate of the British Isle's, as we know it and pick the next Admin that will govern and protect the country from the constant threat of Koreans.

The results were - All of them were too shit to get a majority of the votes, this is what we in the game call: A hung parliament.


BUT


Blue team had more overall kills then Red so they technically 'won' but they didn't reach the frag limit, This is where Yellow Team appear; A group of young players from all over the country who always come third in tournaments. However, if combined with Red or Blue team would allow the respective side to win. Well technically, if they went with red then red would still need about ten more from other teams to form a party. However, if they went with Blue then only five people from their team will get into the overall party, which would end the game. See Yellow's Dilemma? No, me neither.

David Cameron are like what Gary is to Ash in Pokémon, Hardly any people like him, he always seems  to appear at the most annoying times when most of your team are weak from fighting other battles and totally annihilates you with his insanely large party which bank on winning by numbers.



But back to the story, The Leader Nick Clegg said all along that in the case of a hung parliament they would side with the party who got the most votes, but Unfortunately The Liberal Democrats are from areas of the country where they've grown up resenting the Conservatives and 90% of them wanted to side with Labour. This was a big chink in David Cameron's solid gold chain, so he had to do one thing; perform fellatio on Gordon Brown enough times for him to resign and suggest to the VIP that David Cameron would be the best candidate for the job.  His plan unfortunately succeeded and after a lot of /quits from Labour and Lib-Dem supporters today we now have the new Admin of the British Server - David Cameron.


 

This is probably the most stripped version of events anyone could tell, in-between and leading up there was a lot more things involved but I don't really give a shit about those.