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Seriously, someone tell me.

Here is one thing I have been thinking about lately, would heaven suck?  Now I know most people would always consider heaven to be paradise but I've come to realise: Everything good is pretty much a sin; I'm talking about everything from sex for pleasure, to gambling, cursing, sleeping during the day/being lazy, raging at anything, eating sacred apples and even sodomizing your fellow prison inmate in the shower. Yep, everything is a sin.

Well here it is, my first actual news post in-between all the shenanigans of David Cameron and Jamrock.

Basically, I was recently reading on PC Gamer's Blog about their top 100 PC video games of all time. After seeing it I was amazed how 70% of their top 10 on there  the games on there were complete bullshit; now don't get me wrong World of Warcraft and Fallout 3 were both good games, but no-where near the top 10 of all time.  Here's the full top 10 for your convenience (Gee whiz aren't I nice?)

1. Half-Life 2
2. Fallout 3
3. EVE Online
4. Deus Ex
5. Team Fortress 2
6. Modern Warfare 2
7. Oblivion
8. Dragon Age
9. Half-Life
10. World of Warcraft

 

Now to me, that list is complete bollocks. Here is my list of the top 10 pc games of all time:

 

10. Rayman Raving Rabbits
9. Rune Scape
8. Maple Story
7. Mine Sweeper
6. Typing Of the dead
5. Deer Hunter
4. Evony
3. Big Rigs: Over the road racing (The AI was SO cash)
2. Farmville
1. Half life 2

These to me, are the best games ever conceived.

Now for you people across the pond this wouldn't matter; but for people like me, this is bullshit. We have now entered the time where demon spawn has succesfully infiltrated the goverment under the guise "Time to change".
If you believed George Bush was a mega troll then David Cameron will take you to a whole new level; He's about 5 up from him with about as much popularity as Hitler had to Jewish people. One of his crazy troll idea's is to axe loads of public sector jobs and pay-freeze the people who's jobs are spared; what does this mean? Well lets examine what happened the last time Conservatives tried to destroy working class jobs:

And thats just the icing on the cake. He's also decided to join forces with Nick Clegg to create some kind of hybrid goverment in a tale of events which are re-counted here in the essay section.

Heres more of his crazy ideas:

- Tax poorer people more and give a tax relief to the very rich

- Re-legalize fox hunting

- Supporting the digital economy bill act


Sucks to be British.

Welcome to my site; hopefully i'll actually update it once in awhile.



For those who wonder what will be on this site? Well pretty much everything; Games, Essays, shit like that.