First things first: I am now an editor writing for an awesome website known as Big Distraction. A few reviews/news articles I've done during this downtime on CD will be put up there which should hopefully semi-make up for this long break. As for content I'll be aiming for 1/2 reviews a month on there so I recommend you check them out. Don't fret, all my [shittier] writing will still appear on here as regular content.
Secondly, Bulletxt is a cunt. He is the developer of the card game in First Fantasy, which had corruption issues when saving. Before I moved I sent him a pm informing him of the issues, he replied back later that day stating he'll let me know when he's fixed it. That was 3 months ago, I sent him a message a few weeks after asking how he was getting on but he's yet to reply; So what does this mean? Well it means if you're a Ruby developer wanting to get in on the sexy action that is First Fantasy shoot me an email and if you fix the issues, I'll give you a special mention in the credits!
While we're on the subject of First Fantasy, I have now *hopefully* got rid of the buffer overflow/stacking bug. Also until the Grifter problem is fixed, I have removed him from the game. You can download the full game/patch below or on the game's main page.
A few of you have messaged me asking where I've moved to. Well, it's this place called Leicester in the Midlands. What do I think of it? Think of Gordon Brown giving Phil Jupitus fellatio while Steve Ballmer shakily masturbates with one hand and tries to clutch onto a video camera in the other hand. Savour the thought and remember the disgusted feeling you now have in your stomach: This ladies and gentlemen is my feelings towards Leicester in a nutshell.
Now piss off, stalkers.