This week I've discovered a goldmine. No, not one where I can use monkeys to harvest precious stones out of- But a comedy goldmine. One where people go for everything from relationship advice to anniversary gifts, this is Yahoo Answers.
I only ever used to browse the computer hardware section where the self proclaimed 'experts' give people about as much help as the Microsoft paperclip. Here are my favourite ones from the last 10 minutes alone. Remember, these are genuine questions.
Someone's just seen the Matrix.
First stage: Denial.
I think you should be more worried that her ex gave her a bj.
Those crazy Canadians!
Win.
In conclusion, Yahoo Answers is the internet equivilent of the CPT, It's run-down and unless you know what you're doing you can end up dead or in a murder trial.