Here is one thing I have been thinking about lately, would heaven suck? Now I know most people would always consider heaven to be paradise but I've come to realise: Everything good is pretty much a sin; I'm talking about everything from sex for pleasure, to gambling, cursing, sleeping during the day/being lazy, raging at anything, eating sacred apples and even sodomizing your fellow prison inmate in the shower. Yep, everything is a sin.
Now I am fully aware that I'll probably get a visit from the god squad shortly after posting this out so I'm going to try and justify why going to hell would be greater than going to heaven:
- Get to be as sinful as you want
- Hang out with the cool kids
- Hot climate, good for getting a tan
- Demon's look cooler than Angel's
And as well the main idea is that everyone in heaven is dressed in white clothes; and you should know never to trust a man in white socks, not even Greek gods wore white socks, they wore sandals.
Moreover, I believe Hell is actually being glamorized by Hollywood films such as:
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
Hell Is For Heroes
Jason Goes To Hell
Hell's Kitchen
And of course:
Hell Is Freakin' Awesome 9
Moreover, I believe Hell is actually being glamorized by Hollywood films such as:
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
Hell Is For Heroes
Jason Goes To Hell
Hell's Kitchen
And of course:
Hell Is Freakin' Awesome 9
With idea's like this how can you expect someone NOT to want to go to Hell? this sort've idea is like saying Heaven is Butlin's and Hell is Disney Land fucking resort; how can anyone in the right mind want to go to Heaven if the party's in hell?
I don't know.